I decided to write about the atrocity of public marriage proposals. After I tried a few times I was able to come up with my thesis. Even though they can be successful, public marriage proposals are a completely unacceptable way to propose because they have the potential to hurt you and the woman you claim to love. I feel that making such a monumental decision should be done in a private and more romantic setting than in front of thousands of people.
I'm sure many of you have seen this video. Some would say that it contradicts my point. It does not. This proposal, as well as being the cutest thing on the entire planet, was meaningful, and although it was shown in a public movie theater, this soon to be groom had the sense to fill the theater with her family rather than strangers. Learn from this man.